Homeland Security Cannot Protect the Colonel
Americans are agast to see pictures of RATS scurrying around KFC, home of Colonel Sanders in New York City. Where was Homeland Security? Were the RATS an Advance
Guard of Al Quaeda? Were the RATS the real weapons of Mass Destruction (Bubonic Plague carriers) of the late Saddam Hussein?
We must stop those RATS, Rat now as the Ku Klux Klan has so eloquently opined. Is America’s first line of defense to be the KKK and the Minutemen? Will the RATS prosper and get the benign neglect which the Homeland Security people has given the victims of Katrina?
Perhaps Homeland Security could secure a copy of Johnathon Swift’s “A MODEST PROPOSAL.” Instead of boiling, poaching, and otherwise converting the babies of Ireland into epicurean delights, Homeland Security could convert the RATS into Ratatooie.
Wow, we could get more protein and rid the RATS. Recycled RATS would be a great boost to the problem of eRATication.